i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
I’M SORRY BUT I SAW THE PREVIEW AT THE END OF TODAY’S “DOCTOR WHO” EPISODE AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SCENE AND THEN I THOUGHT OF THIS PART FROM ONE OF PEWD’S FRIDAY WITH PEWDIEPIE AND I LAUGHED MORE
Please reblog and like if you are fucking done and fed up with the lack of screen time Lydia has.
It’s seriously bullshit.
“Lydia’s arc” my ass.
The Animated Self Portrait
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
- Are you going to the, um, leaving thing tonight for Cathy?
Yeah! I wasn’t going, but I am now, because you’re going to be there, and, suddenly, it seems like the best idea ever.No, I’m not.
- Change your mind! I’m going. I’ll give you a lift. Why not?
Um, actually, now that you mention it, seems like the best plan ever. Thank you.No, I’ve got some reading.
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you